Cock - $4.49!

Okay, I went and voted in the HiH poll. I was waiting for that to come out before I left. IF I LOSE TO SLYFERRET, I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE. Just sayin'.

Oh, and we sell cock at work now. I have proof.

( SFW? )

BREAKING NEWS.

I have decided not to leave HiH.

I missed it. I'm still giving up Potions Club, though.

Everything From Absinthe to Zygotes!

For those of you who are not members of HiH, and are therefore missing the lulz, I'm going to give you some delicious copypasta. This is old news to many of you, but I want to preserve it for posterity. It would be a great injustice if this shit were ever bahleeted.

This is severely TL;DR, so I have bolded the parts I think are the most hilarious. Feel free to read the original post here, if you prefer.

( Someone REALLY REALLY wants to be a Gryffindork. )