Morning, kids!

[seethingheathen]

Whew. Twenty-four hours later, and the place is still intact.

Had the oddest thing happen at work yesterday. Let me present it to you in pseudo script format.

Dramatis Personae
Sonsy
Insane Man

INSANE MAN walks into shop.

Sonsy: Hello.

Insane Man: Hello.

SONSY goes back to reading Party Monster. INSANE MAN stands by magazine rack looking insane.

Insane Man: [loudly and with much arm flailing] Hello! I said, hello! Hi!

Sonsy: I said hello to you when you walked in. Do you need something?

INSANE MAN storms out.

Insane Man: Well, at least I haven't got a fat arse!


Thank you!