Meme. Stolen from, like, everyone.

[seethingheathen]

1. My username is ______ because ______.
My username is seethingheathen because I got sick of limeysugar. It's from the afterword of Lamb, by Christopher Moore. I loved the way it sounded, so I bought a rename token.

2. My name is _____ because ______.
My name is Sonja because my father is Swedish, so I got a Swedish name.

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
My journal is titled BETTER THAN YOU, because I probably am. Oh calm down, you know it's true.

4. My journal subtitle is ____ because ____.
I don't have a subtitle, because I think the title says it all.

5. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
My friends page is called Minions because every good Slytherin has minions.

6. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
My default userpic is the Not Irish one because I haven't changed it from St Patrick's Day yet. Laziness FTW.

Also, a helpful note: Do not tell your boss that hoovering is servants' work because she probably won't think you're funny.