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seethingheathenI'm sort of in a mood, so it's time again for...
Things That Annoy the Shit Out of Me!
- When people say a whole 'nother. It sounds stupid. Stop it.
- When people use 'a' instead of 'an' before a vowel sound. Isn't that something we learnt in primary school not to do?
- Inappropriate apostrophe use.
- The commentary on Cake Wrecks. Just show me the cakes, damnit.
- People who cry SHOOP! on everything that looks just a little weird. Because weird things don't happen in real life, you know!
- Conspiracy theorists.
- When people pronounce 'hundred' as 'hunnerd', 'twenty' as 'twunny', and 'comfortable' as 'comfterble'. Yeah, yeah, accents vary and all. I'm still allowed to be annoyed.
- People who think they are being helpful when they tell me that smoking is bad. Yeah? No shit? I'll let you know when I give a fuck.
- People who, when their purchases total $1.02, take two pennies from the penny cup because they don't want to break a larger coin(!). I hide the pennies on my shift. There are no pennies, you fucks. NO PENNIES. Now give me that fucking quarter and shut the hell up. Need a penny? Take a penny. Need two pennies? Get a fucking job.
- Roland and Patty. Oh, FUCK. I hate Roland and Patty. I know Roland can't help it, but FUCK. I shall explain this someday, when I feel like typing it out.
- People who think it's funny that I say things like 'shall' and 'whilst'. EAT ME.
- People who touch my hair because it's black and shiny. You know what else is going to be black and shiny? YOUR EYE.
- People.
Things That Annoy the Shit Out of Me!
- When people say a whole 'nother. It sounds stupid. Stop it.
- When people use 'a' instead of 'an' before a vowel sound. Isn't that something we learnt in primary school not to do?
- Inappropriate apostrophe use.
- The commentary on Cake Wrecks. Just show me the cakes, damnit.
- People who cry SHOOP! on everything that looks just a little weird. Because weird things don't happen in real life, you know!
- Conspiracy theorists.
- When people pronounce 'hundred' as 'hunnerd', 'twenty' as 'twunny', and 'comfortable' as 'comfterble'. Yeah, yeah, accents vary and all. I'm still allowed to be annoyed.
- People who think they are being helpful when they tell me that smoking is bad. Yeah? No shit? I'll let you know when I give a fuck.
- People who, when their purchases total $1.02, take two pennies from the penny cup because they don't want to break a larger coin(!). I hide the pennies on my shift. There are no pennies, you fucks. NO PENNIES. Now give me that fucking quarter and shut the hell up. Need a penny? Take a penny. Need two pennies? Get a fucking job.
- Roland and Patty. Oh, FUCK. I hate Roland and Patty. I know Roland can't help it, but FUCK. I shall explain this someday, when I feel like typing it out.
- People who think it's funny that I say things like 'shall' and 'whilst'. EAT ME.
- People who touch my hair because it's black and shiny. You know what else is going to be black and shiny? YOUR EYE.
- People.
