FICLET: Untitled. Draco/Harry. PG. Complete.

Sep. 21st, 2007 02:10 am
seethingheathen: (pink squares)
Title: Untitled.
Author: Sonja.
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: PG for one minor swear and mentions of drinking.
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Draco can't bake his cake, damnit.
Author’s Note: This is for [livejournal.com profile] be_my_precious, whose prompts were 'oven' and 'pink stilettos'. Crack.

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FIC: Centrefold, Part Two. NC-17. Complete.

Aug. 25th, 2007 04:25 am
seethingheathen: (sekrit luv)
Title:  Centrefold (2/2)
Author: Sonja
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating:  NC-17
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Wherein Draco’s ignorant of all things Muggle and Harry has a big . . . desk.
Warnings: Attempted humour and gross misuse of a broomstick. And yes, it is what you’re thinking. Can’t handle it? Don’t read. Also, there is some felching involved. That’s one of my favourite kinks. Again, if it’s too much for your delicate sensibilities, you know where to click. It can’t possibly be any more disgusting than Mpreg. Ugh.
Author’s Notes: There is a fic written by Incessant_Darkness wherein Harry and Draco are posing for a gay magazine. I loved the concept, so I blatantly stole her idea and wrote about it the way I would like to see it- cracked out and raunchy! For better or for worse, here it is. Oh, and this is totally, unabashedly canon-free. Canon, what canon?   

Read  Part One here.

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FIC: Centrefold, Part One. NC-17.

Aug. 25th, 2007 04:23 am
seethingheathen: (bottom malfoy)
Title:  Centrefold (1/2)
Author: Sonja
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating:  NC-17
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Wherein Draco’s ignorant of all things Muggle and Harry has a big . . . desk.
Warnings: Attempted humour and gross misuse of a broomstick. And yes, it is what you’re thinking. Can’t handle it? Don’t read. Also, there is some felching involved. That’s one of my favourite kinks. Again, if it’s too much for your delicate sensibilities, you know where to click. It can’t possibly be any more disgusting than Mpreg. Ugh.
Author’s Notes: There is a fic written by Incessant_Darkness wherein Harry and Draco are posing for a gay magazine. I loved the concept, so I blatantly stole her idea and wrote about it the way I would like to see it- cracked out and raunchy! For better or for worse, here it is. Oh, and this is totally, unabashedly canon-free. Canon, what canon?   
 
 
 
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FIC: Twenty-Four. PG. Complete.

Aug. 23rd, 2007 03:32 pm
seethingheathen: (thin line between love and hate)
Title: Twenty-Four
Author: Sonja.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG, for mentions of oral sex and one F-word.
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Draco is twenty-four, and he thinks about his life, both past and present.
Author’s Notes: Not Epilogue compliant, but what fun would that be if it were? Slight spoilers for DH, so if you still haven’t read DH, you may not want to read this.   This is for everyone whom I blindsided with The Malfoy Feint, but is in no means a continuation of that story.


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FIC: Dirty Boy. NC-17. Complete.

Aug. 22nd, 2007 12:46 pm
seethingheathen: (bottom malfoy)
Title: Dirty Boy
Author: Sonja
Pairing: Draco/Wand, Draco/Carrot, and finally Draco/Harry.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: One book, one veggie, and one filthy young man.
Author’s Notes: This is just a bit of crackish smut I thought of whilst at work the other day. It is by no means canon-compliant, but is set during HBP when Harry finds Draco in the Room of Requirement. This is my little take on the events that could have taken place if it weren’t for the whole bloody canon thing. Curse you, JKR for giving us such nice toys to play with, then hiding the batteries! And yes, I know ‘curiouser’ isn’t really a word. Feck off. :)


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FIC: The Malfoy Feint. R. Complete.

Aug. 18th, 2007 02:24 am
seethingheathen: (thin line between love and hate)
Title: The Malfoy Feint
Author: Sonja.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R for language.
Disclaimer: Messrs Potter and Malfoy belong to JK Rowling. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. I don’t even pretend to have permission to abuse them so.
Summary: Wronski has one, why shouldn't Malfoy?
Author’s Note: Goes from funny to sad in 2.518 words. 

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