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seethingheathenThats's a great nonsense word, y'know. Farg. Kind of like a combo of fuck and argh.
Mum decided that neither of us have appropriate funeral attire in our wardrobes, so tomorrow will be spent looking for something. The wake is Tuesday night, of course, but we may not be going. Mum doesn't want to go all the way up there twice, and Steppy won't ask for Wednesday off from work. So, it'll be her, my dad, Haley, and I going. Aunt Peach and Uncle Bob disowned my sister six years ago when she did The Awful Thing to my father, so she isn't allowed to go to either the wake or the actual service.
Why Steppy won't take a sickie is beyond me. I think it's because he can't stand to lose a day's precious pay, the twat. That, and he's nearly anti-Scot, so being around a bunch of 'em probably makes him nervous. Severe Sgian Dubh Phobia™ or something equally stupid. Like they're all going to pull them out of their hose and attack. "Attack! There's a Northern Irish Cunt over in the corner looking a wee bit like he's got a stick up his arse! Let's all go stab him to death!" Sorry. That was highly inappropriate. *snigger*
Enough about that now.
Actually, one more thing.
I'm terrified of what my dad's going to wear. I don't know what it is, but he hasn't bought a suit in ages, so I'm preparing to be horribly embarrassed. If it was appropriate to take pictures, I would, just so you lot could see what I mean. He tries, bless his cotton socks, but he just doesn't get it.
FuckCount: 1
Mum decided that neither of us have appropriate funeral attire in our wardrobes, so tomorrow will be spent looking for something. The wake is Tuesday night, of course, but we may not be going. Mum doesn't want to go all the way up there twice, and Steppy won't ask for Wednesday off from work. So, it'll be her, my dad, Haley, and I going. Aunt Peach and Uncle Bob disowned my sister six years ago when she did The Awful Thing to my father, so she isn't allowed to go to either the wake or the actual service.
Why Steppy won't take a sickie is beyond me. I think it's because he can't stand to lose a day's precious pay, the twat. That, and he's nearly anti-Scot, so being around a bunch of 'em probably makes him nervous. Severe Sgian Dubh Phobia™ or something equally stupid. Like they're all going to pull them out of their hose and attack. "Attack! There's a Northern Irish Cunt over in the corner looking a wee bit like he's got a stick up his arse! Let's all go stab him to death!" Sorry. That was highly inappropriate. *snigger*
Enough about that now.
Actually, one more thing.
I'm terrified of what my dad's going to wear. I don't know what it is, but he hasn't bought a suit in ages, so I'm preparing to be horribly embarrassed. If it was appropriate to take pictures, I would, just so you lot could see what I mean. He tries, bless his cotton socks, but he just doesn't get it.
FuckCount: 1
