It's funny!
Apr. 2nd, 2004 07:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seethingheathenOkay, I love my American mates, let me just say that right off. I love you lot, I really do.
There's just something about Americans who are descendants of Brits that just gets on my tits! I don't mean recent descendants, either. I mean like descendants of the Colonial bastards that went over there and did all the er, colonising. Maybe still being awake and sort of drunk at 7.00 am screws with a person's head. I don't know, but I can't stop laughing.
Along with the drinking, I've been reading Trainspotting, and my brain is still trying to process that. Dialect when I'm sober is fucking funny enough, but Christ on a Jaffa Cake, reading it whilst a touch tiddly is just insane. It's kind of like listening to Liam when one or both of us are pished- can't understand a fucking thing he says.
Wow. Liam. I haven't seen him in a while. Maybe I should go up there this weekend. Good thing there's phones, yeah? Cos otherwise I wouldn't have any sort of contact with him.
I should not be drinking at this hour. Oh, wow. Maybe I really am an alkie like everyone says. Fuck them, cos they're alkies too. Ha!
Edit: I've figured out what it is! Seeing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mctaggart_pegg on my f-list via ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fellow_shippers. Her fics annoy the hell out of me. They really do. I think it's because of all the damn G's in her name.
I'm annoyed cos she's got a better surname than me, I think. Christ, that's silly. But it's true! I've got to lose this sucker, I'm telling you. Take on my mum's surname. Walker. Then I can pretend to make crisps.
Hey! Don't you just love Walker's Roasted Chicken and Thyme flavour crisps? They taste like fucking chicken! Well, not fucking chicken, cos that's just sick. Or is it Rosemary? It's one or the other. Nah, it's Thyme. So the Four Cheese and Onion ones are good as well, no?
FuckCount: 5
There's just something about Americans who are descendants of Brits that just gets on my tits! I don't mean recent descendants, either. I mean like descendants of the Colonial bastards that went over there and did all the er, colonising. Maybe still being awake and sort of drunk at 7.00 am screws with a person's head. I don't know, but I can't stop laughing.
Along with the drinking, I've been reading Trainspotting, and my brain is still trying to process that. Dialect when I'm sober is fucking funny enough, but Christ on a Jaffa Cake, reading it whilst a touch tiddly is just insane. It's kind of like listening to Liam when one or both of us are pished- can't understand a fucking thing he says.
Wow. Liam. I haven't seen him in a while. Maybe I should go up there this weekend. Good thing there's phones, yeah? Cos otherwise I wouldn't have any sort of contact with him.
I should not be drinking at this hour. Oh, wow. Maybe I really am an alkie like everyone says. Fuck them, cos they're alkies too. Ha!
Edit: I've figured out what it is! Seeing
mctaggart_pegg on my f-list via fellow_shippers. Her fics annoy the hell out of me. They really do. I think it's because of all the damn G's in her name. I'm annoyed cos she's got a better surname than me, I think. Christ, that's silly. But it's true! I've got to lose this sucker, I'm telling you. Take on my mum's surname. Walker. Then I can pretend to make crisps.
Hey! Don't you just love Walker's Roasted Chicken and Thyme flavour crisps? They taste like fucking chicken! Well, not fucking chicken, cos that's just sick. Or is it Rosemary? It's one or the other. Nah, it's Thyme. So the Four Cheese and Onion ones are good as well, no?
FuckCount: 5
