Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jul. 15th, 2004 01:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seethingheathenNo, no, no.
A thousand fucking times, no!
You can't re-write the Titanic film with Orlando as Rose and Viggo as Jack. You fucking can't do it. I don't care how well-written the fic is.
God damnit. Orlando Bloom Mortensen, indeed. Fucking shoot me. Now. Doo eeeet.
Here I am, pissing myself laughing seeing the name Orlando Bloom Mortensen on my screen so that I can't concentrate on the rest of what's going on in the damn story. Well, fuck me. I so wish this was poorly written, so I could post it to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
badfic_mainline in good conscience, but I can't. I mean, the author basically used the film script as her story, from what I can gather, only she changed the names. I could be wrong, but I've only seen that shite film once, and it was ages ago, so I don't remember.
Holy Hell, I am delirious.
Yes, I've been up all night and all day so far. What?
Oh, guess what?
ViggOrli fucking sucks.
A thousand fucking times, no!
You can't re-write the Titanic film with Orlando as Rose and Viggo as Jack. You fucking can't do it. I don't care how well-written the fic is.
God damnit. Orlando Bloom Mortensen, indeed. Fucking shoot me. Now. Doo eeeet.
Here I am, pissing myself laughing seeing the name Orlando Bloom Mortensen on my screen so that I can't concentrate on the rest of what's going on in the damn story. Well, fuck me. I so wish this was poorly written, so I could post it to
badfic_mainline in good conscience, but I can't. I mean, the author basically used the film script as her story, from what I can gather, only she changed the names. I could be wrong, but I've only seen that shite film once, and it was ages ago, so I don't remember.Holy Hell, I am delirious.
Yes, I've been up all night and all day so far. What?
Oh, guess what?
ViggOrli fucking sucks.
