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[seethingheathen]

1.do you shave?
Yes. Yes, I do.

2.what do you shave?
My legs. My underarms. My. . .yeah. But just a lil. Yardwork and all that. What?

3.why?
Because I feel cleaner without hair in certain places.

4.what colour is your razor?
Blue.

5.what size is your bed?
Double.

6.do you like it?
It's comfy as fuck.

7.you're going on a date for a walk around the lake then a coffee at a cafe. what do you wear from your closet?
From my closet? Erm. . .lessee. Something really garish. What kind of wanker takes you for a walk around a lake? Cheap bastard.

8.Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?
What the fuck? No. A million dollars really isn't all that much to be doing twisted shite like that.

9.if you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think?
That I should have gone to the gym more often.

10. letter or e-mail?
I like getting real mail. It's fun.

11.if world war III broke out, what would you say?
Hand me that pint there, would ya? Thanks.

12.buttons or boxes?
Erm, right. WTF ever.

13.which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most?
My mum. My dad. My closest mates. Erm, I think that's it. Well, actually, I'm open with anyone who reads my LJ.

14.what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you off?
If a guy wears socks and sandals. That is just. . .wrong. And girls? Not everyone can wear hipsters. Thongs do not look good peeking out the tops of your trousers. I don't care what Britney says.

15.what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on?
I like guys who aren't afraid to wear wristcuffs, a la Dominic Monaghan. Kilts. I like my girls (heh, my girls. . .) to be punked out, gothic, or just damn original.

16. what do you think of soulmates?
Maybe. Anything's possible, I reckon.

17.florida or cali?
I've been to California, but not Florida. I liked northern California.

18.is the world screwed?
Yeah, but what can you do?

19.is cussing a neccesity in life?
Must be, cos I can't complete a fucking thought without it.

20.what's an object you can't live without?
A camera. And a good antipersperant. Don't wanna be stinky.

21.can you live without the microwave?
Prolly. But I wouldn't want to.

22.You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opp. sex. how do you act and feel around that friend the next day?
I tell him I wanna shag him. I shag him. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

23.would you rather be rich with 15 spoiled brats or just barely making it with a dog?
Rich with the brats. That's what nannies are for. And, for the record: that last bit is rather terribly phrased. Just barely making it with a dog? I'm a kinky bitch, but I don't go in for that bestiality.

24.how's your schoolwork for you right now?
Considering I'm not in school, I'd say pretty well.

25.what's something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against them?
Had a threesome once with my (now ex) boyfriend Shawn and this Irish bint called Cynthia McElwee. That's right, bitch, I said your full name! Anywho, he went back for seconds without me.

26.Favourite weather:
Rain.

27.what's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
Depends. Looks first, cos that's what you see. Then personality. Unless you first get to know someone without seeing him or her. Then it's solely personality.

28.what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?
A person's got to have a sense of humour.

29.do you know what 143 means?
Isn't it some way to say 'I love you?' I think I used to know. Three words, (four somethings), One Meaning.

30.who's phone number are you hoping to get?
I have better things to do than hope for numbers. Besides, Veevs already gave me hers.

31.describe melancholy, if you don't know, then skip this question:
Sad, I think. Depressed. Wistful?

32.describe mellow:
Calm.

33.do you believe in ghosts? why or why not?
I live in England. We are a very haunted nation.

34.what time did you sleep last night?
Fairly early. Not much past mid-night.

35.which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now?
Liam. He's in Scotland. I'm overseas. I miss him. He rocks my socks.

36.is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?
Yep. Flirting is different than fucking. Hell, even snogging's okay to a certain degree.

37.would you rather be married in venice, italy, or honolulu, hawaii?
Erm, Venice.

38.would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life?
Depends on what kinds of sandwiches I could have.

39.(guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower?
(girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?
Like I'd been given a flower.

40.do you want to drop school?
Not relevant.

41.what do you think of the word, "no pain, no gain?"
It's not a word, it's a phrase. And I think it's overused and cliche.

42.what do you think of the quote "eyes are the passageways into the soul?"
Not much.

43.What do you think of sleep?
It's a waste of time. Best done during those pesky daylight hours.

44.if you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it?
No.

45.at one point in a girl/guy friendship will one them them like each other even if it's only for a little bit. true or false?
False. Some m/f relationships are queers/faghags. They prolly don't fancy shagging one another, unless he's bi and then, well. But not in all cases will m/f relationships go beyond platonic.

46.Are you a procrastinator?
Let me get back to you. . . Aren't I clever?

47.waffles or pancakes?
Waffles.

48.how's your cereal in your bowl?
I pour it there. Hasn't quite learnt to transport itself.

49.what's an annoying trait about you?
I'm snarky and sarcastic. No!

50.football or rugby?
Real football or that pansy American shite? But rugby anyway. I love footy, but those rugby boys. . .

51.hat or visor?
Hat.

52.ice skating or rollerblading?
Neither.

53.your bf has hair you love. he comes to school the next day with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think?:
Maybe it looks good. I've never seen him bald, so I don't know. Maybe if it looked good enough, I'd lick it. And the other head as well.

55.what colour is your jacket?
I have a maroon flight jacket I'm rather fond of. So, maroon. Burgundy. Whatever. Aubergine. Just kidding.

56.what's something you ALWAYS have on you?
Erm, skin.

57.what do you think of guys with nailpolishes?:
Fucking sexy.

58.do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall alseep in 5 seconds?:
Thinking, if that's what they're calling it these days.

59.would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls or guys school?:
I could handle an all-girls school. I went to a religious school once. It was. . .yeah.

60.there's a high school that'll be on a cruise ship and you have the opportunity to go. it's your last year at school. do you go for it?
No, I'd get sea-sick.

61. who do you want to take with you to the prom?
No prom. Sorry. But, for argument's sake, we'll say Orlando Bloom. Gothed-up. Rowwrr.

62. your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. in their state of drunkeness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with someone else while you were together. They wake up the next morning with a slight memory that did something stupid. What do you do?
Depends.

63.is cyber sex considered cheating?
No, I don't think so.

64.how do you react to change?
Mostly, I embrace it.

65.are you happy?
Truly? Not always. I have times I'm happy, but I'm not a walking bundle of mirth.

66.favorite berries:
Strawwwrburries-uh. Actually, no. Blackberries.

67.what's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself?
I don't think I have one. I'm pretty comfy with my face.

68.do you take a shower after a bath?
I only shower. No baths.

69.what's colour's your towel?
I have loads of towels. All sorts of colours.

70.what do you think of knuckle cracking?
Annoys the shit out of me.

71.what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?
Hrm. Dunno.

72.chalk or crayons?
Crayons.

73.how's your happiness level right now? 0 (low)- 10 (high):
That is a stupid question.

74. coffee, tea, or me?
Tea. I don't know you. Even if I did, I'd still say tea.

75.wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now?
Erm, what the fuck kinds of happy pills are you on, writing this shite. No, I don't just want to hug someone.

76.who was the last person who complimented you?
I have no idea.

77.what's wrong with your school?
I'm not there anymore.

78.do you know what an aphrodisiac is?
No, I'm a bloody fucking idiot. Of course I do. Jeezus.

79.who do you wish you could kiss?
Quite a few people, actually. Not naming names.

80.movies at home on in a theater?
Some movies are just better in a crowded cinema.

81.wanna live in a castle?
Nope. England. Haunted.

82.isn't gondola a cool word?
Not really.

83.what coat do you wear in the winter?
The aforementioned flight jacket.

84.(girls)what's something about guys you don't get?
Why a lot of them are squicked by having a finger stuck up their arses. Feels good, guys. I promise.

85.(guys) what's something about girls you don't get?:
I'm not a guy, but I fuck girls, so I'll answer anyway. I don't get how girls can be so fucking petty over dumb shit. Myself included, mind.

86.who was better in rush hour/rush hour 2?
Haven't seen either.

87.if someone said you were hot, what would you think?
That they had good taste. Just kidding. I don't know.

88.you go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. what do you think?
That he or she was off his or her nut.

89.what happens when you hear the word christmas?
I want to roast chestnuts. Not really, but y'know.

90.does being a psycho sound appealing?
Sure.

91.what food brings back good memories?
Cadbury choccy. Reminds me of. . .choccy.

92.do you talk to yourself?
Yeah, sometimes. What?

93.sun or moon?
The moon.

94.what's your opinion on love?
It's difficult.

95.what's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opp. sex?
Playing footy with AnneMarie and Liam, and Liam kissing me in the back garden.

96.would you rather go ballroom dancing or square dancing?
Ballroom dancing.

97.do you think you can afford to lose weight?
Yep.

98.if you could dye your hair any colour, what would you dye it?
I've had so many colours in my hair. Bright orange, pink, burgundy, black, blonde. . .I mostly dye it black these days.

99.what's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?
That I was intelligent.

100.how was the survey?
Stupid as fuck, but I was bored.


Actually, there are 99. I think #54's gone missing.