K. Bos. on Ellen
Sep. 29th, 2003 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seethingheathenKate Bosworth was on Ellen Degeneres' chatshow today. She's got gorgeous eyes. One is blue and one is brown. If I were Orli, I'd want to fuck her as well. Yeah, so there we have it. There is nothing wrong with Ms Bosworth.
And. . .I had an Orli dream last night. Okay, okay, it was really an Orlando/Kate dream. Shut up.
I dreamt that my mum went over to Orli's dad's house because his dad was going to buy some stuff from my mum's store. Yeah, I know. Don't ask. So, anyway, my mum comes home and tells me that I've been invited on a cruise on Orli's dad's boat, and that they will pick me up from somewhere the next day.
Well, the next day, I wake up to try to go to where he's going to pick me up, but I keep running into problems getting there. Finally I get there at one in the afternoon, and Orlando and his dad are pissed off that I'm late, because everyone was waiting for me.
I get on the boat, and there are all sorts of celebrities there, and Orlando's dad is an American guy with grey hair who Orli keeps calling 'sir.' And Orlando's got all these sketches he's made of himself, and in them he seemed to be really sad about his life and the way people viewed him. In a few of the sketches was Kate, and in those he looked happy.
Then Kate came over to where we were standing, and I had to pretend I wasn't looking at Orlando. He made some comment to her about how I wanted him, and I said that I really didn't.
Then: All of a sudden, we were in a bedroom, the three of us, and we were playing Truth or Dare. I ended up snogging Orlando, and Kate was watching. When we were done with the snogging, I had this little electronic scoring thing in my hand that was telling me to rate Orlando's kiss. He'd rated mine 'OK,' and said I kept my tongue in my mouth. I rated him 'OK' as well cos I didn't want him to know I really liked it.
Anyway, suddenly I've got my pants off, and Orlando's down there doing stuff with his hands that I couldn't feel, but I knew I wanted him to stop.
That's the whole dream.
I wrote it down when I woke up, as I often do when I have a really weird dream. Heh.
And. . .I had an Orli dream last night. Okay, okay, it was really an Orlando/Kate dream. Shut up.
I dreamt that my mum went over to Orli's dad's house because his dad was going to buy some stuff from my mum's store. Yeah, I know. Don't ask. So, anyway, my mum comes home and tells me that I've been invited on a cruise on Orli's dad's boat, and that they will pick me up from somewhere the next day.
Well, the next day, I wake up to try to go to where he's going to pick me up, but I keep running into problems getting there. Finally I get there at one in the afternoon, and Orlando and his dad are pissed off that I'm late, because everyone was waiting for me.
I get on the boat, and there are all sorts of celebrities there, and Orlando's dad is an American guy with grey hair who Orli keeps calling 'sir.' And Orlando's got all these sketches he's made of himself, and in them he seemed to be really sad about his life and the way people viewed him. In a few of the sketches was Kate, and in those he looked happy.
Then Kate came over to where we were standing, and I had to pretend I wasn't looking at Orlando. He made some comment to her about how I wanted him, and I said that I really didn't.
Then: All of a sudden, we were in a bedroom, the three of us, and we were playing Truth or Dare. I ended up snogging Orlando, and Kate was watching. When we were done with the snogging, I had this little electronic scoring thing in my hand that was telling me to rate Orlando's kiss. He'd rated mine 'OK,' and said I kept my tongue in my mouth. I rated him 'OK' as well cos I didn't want him to know I really liked it.
Anyway, suddenly I've got my pants off, and Orlando's down there doing stuff with his hands that I couldn't feel, but I knew I wanted him to stop.
That's the whole dream.
I wrote it down when I woke up, as I often do when I have a really weird dream. Heh.
