Sonja's Advice

Paxil™ will fuck you up. Remember that.

It is now 6.38 am. I took said Paxil™ at about 5.00 last evening. I am still FUBAR. My eyes are dialated and bloodshot. I have cottonmouth and I can't fucking sit the fuck still.

Lesson learnt? Yesh indeedy.

Calling all fangirls. . .

This has got to be the wankiest thing ever. No offence to the authors.

Hide.

Okay, yes, we all like to pretend that Orlando Bloom is fucking his male castmates. He may be; he may not be. That's really his business. If he's got a girlfriend (Kate Bosworth), that's also his business.

Slash is supposed to be fun. And we are writing fanfiction, not fanfact. Shit like this scares me. I don't mean to bash anyone, but listen: Who Orlando fucks/doesn't fuck is his own concern. This is the reason celebs go into hiding and refuse to interact with their fans.

Later edit: I removed the link. Don't want my LJ suspended for violation of TOS or sommat.