Damned imported goods. . .

. . .cost a lot. Paid two dollars for a Flake. I only bought one, and now that I've eaten it, I miss it. *cries*

And:
I drove today and no one died. I only got confused once. Yay for me.

And more:
We went to the shopping centre, and all of a sudden the music for God Save the Queen started blaring over the loudspeakers. I was like what the fuck? Then I remembered that you lot over here have a song to that same tune. Wankers.