Gag me.

I am so bloody sick of VigOrli. I just read a couple of fics that shall remain un-named as not to cause anyone any embarassment, and if I never read another shite VigOrli, it will be too soon.

Jesus-tapdancing-Christ-in-a-box-over-the-River-Thames, those fics really sucked my arse. You can actually find them on fellow_shippers if you want to take a guess at which ones I'm on about.

I really, really hope I don't write shite like that. And if I do, please shoot me.

Oh, and:
I officially have a fucking girl-crush on K.Bos. Jesus.

Clarification:

I just want you all to know I haven't gone Het. I'm just saying that people (read: rabid slasher freaks over there) should all accept the fact that Orlando seems happy. That's all. I still don't want to read fics about those two, mainly cos I don't read Het. I think I'm just over-reacting to the awful scariness of the whole "Kate stole Viggo's Boytoy" sitch.

So there we have it. Sonja's not gone off her nut. She just doesn't want to see anyone seriously injured.

AND:
I'm writing an Orlijah. beanzy got to read the first bit. I should really start using a beta.

Yes, I know. . .

I nicked this from a random LJ.

Name three things you like about me and three things you don't. Be honest. I can take it.

It's over.

My Girlie Crush™ on KBos is over. Yeah, so whatever.

And if I were any fatter, farmers would chase me with milk buckets.

Moo.