K. Bos. on Ellen

Kate Bosworth was on Ellen Degeneres' chatshow today. She's got gorgeous eyes. One is blue and one is brown. If I were Orli, I'd want to fuck her as well. Yeah, so there we have it. There is nothing wrong with Ms Bosworth.

And. . .I had an Orli dream last night. Okay, okay, it was really an Orlando/Kate dream. Shut up.

( Sick, I tell you. Just bloody sick. )

I wrote it down when I woke up, as I often do when I have a really weird dream. Heh.

Begging and pleading. . .

Did anyone tape the Sharon Osbourne Show???? I forgot it was on, and I think by the time I got Libby's email, it was too late.

I will trade sexual favours for a tape of that show.