Why?

Why, why, why can't the brilliant writers update their stuff? Why am I forced to read shite with more tense changes than feathers on a goose? What have I done to piss off the slash gods?

Why can't it be the 25th yet? If it were the 25th, I could post up my own mediocre fiction. One more day. Just. One. More. Day.

I'm going to go make some applesauce bread now (See, vestalvagrant, I do cook!).

Ohh, nice.

goodtwin made me an icon. *points*

Aaaaand. I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. I'm wearing one of the wrist cuffs that vestalvagrant made me. I lurve it. It has an 'S' for Sonja on it. Yay!! =D

/pointless post

Here, ficcy ficcy!

Well. Since it's a couple hours in to the 25th over in the UK, I am going to cheat a bit and post my challenge fic. I never said which timezone, girls. GMT rules!

Title: Annoyance
Author: limeysugar.
Feedback: If you want.
Pairing: Orlijah.
Rating: PG-15, maybe? For language.
Disclaimer: Untrue. Damn.
Notes: Written for the November Limey!Challenge. Elijah has a problem, the word ‘vegetables’ must be used, and the word ‘blue’ cannot be used.

( Elijah has a problem. )

x-posted to bloomwood_ and fellow_shippers.