Why?

[seethingheathen]

Why, why, why can't the brilliant writers update their stuff? Why am I forced to read shite with more tense changes than feathers on a goose? What have I done to piss off the slash gods?

Why can't it be the 25th yet? If it were the 25th, I could post up my own mediocre fiction. One more day. Just. One. More. Day.

I'm going to go make some applesauce bread now (See, vestalvagrant, I do cook!).