Sonsy's Sex Shop Tales.

I told caketime that I had stories from when I worked at the sex shop, and she asked which was my favourite. Instead of posting it in a comment hidden away in another entry, I will link to my archived journal entries.

First, on a completely unrelated-to-the-sexshop-thing, this is when I saw the first HP film. Haha. I swore I'd never write HP fic! I lied!

Anyway, back on topic:

19 July 2004: The Heroin Overdose.
23 July 2004: When multiple customers gave me weed.
24 July 2004: When I met Skinhead Tom.
26 July 2004: A customer gave me a 'gift'.
17 Aug 2004: The Bumbling Transient.
29 Aug 2004: I found knickers & lube in the toilets and gave a random guy a handjob.
03 Sept 2004: I foiled a flasher.
12 Sept 2004: I learnt that my customers were afraid of me.
15 Sept 2004: The Southern Wanker.
17 Sept 2004: Just, no.
15 Oct 2004: Do not sample the merchandise.
25 Oct 2004: I am not a whore, thanks.
29 Oct 2004: Wash your hands, please.
06 Nov 2004: More stupid customers who think I'm a whore.
05 Dec 2004: I trade porn for a collar.
21 Dec 2004: Sex Shop FAQ.

And there you have it. Some are funnier than others, and some are just stupid.

Oh, and remember avengedresden, who trolled harrydraco and was suspended? Well, I'm having the most interesting comment spam with one of her acquaintances (or sock puppets). I don't know who the anony-mouse is, but whoever it is sucks.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all.

Finally.

All right, well. I have finally completed my application to hogwarts_elite. I know some of the answers are a bit on the short side, but I have a hard time stuffing things with unnecessary fluff. I like to be direct and concise, damnit. Heh.

Anway, wish me luck! And to my friends who are applying as well: Here we go!

(I know you're sick of hearing about this, but I needed to promote here to hopefully gain 5 points if I'm not Squibbed.)

So, yeah.

Is it weird to write a fic loosley based upon an incident (or series of incidents, really) that happened to me? NOT a Mary Sue. NOT a self-insert, but you know, kind of a based-on-real-events type thing?

That's the AS/S I've been working on. And I hope I can finish it before I die of old age. And I know I promised people fics like a million years ago. Trust me, I haven't forgotten! I just... can't write.