LMFAO. O, I tell you. O.

"Once upon a time, I used to be in love with beaver, but now I'm in love with this anteater." - Steve Irwin.

I have the telly on Animal Planet in the other room for the cats, and I nearly pissed myself when I walked in and heard that.

Wherein I piss and moan, as usual.

Because I'm the sort of person who obesses over small things, there is something that has been annoying the living shit out of me for days. Yes, days. It's been eating away at my remaining brain cells, and if I don't say something about it, I think I may be nigh brainless in a matter of hours.

For your amusement (but mostly mine), I shall post it as a multiple-choice question.

When asked what your favourite quote (not related to Harry Potter) is, do you:

a) Give a quote from another book/film/lavatory wall that isn't HP-related?
b) Quote a character in a work of Harry Potter fanfiction that you happen to have written yourself, thereby missing the point of the question and being so arrogant as to say your favourite quote is your own?

If you chose option b, I may have to strangle you. I think I'm pretty bloody clever at times, but I'd never say my favourite thing ever said was said by me. Or something.

I don't know why I let these things get to me. I should take some classes or something.