Finally.

I finally got my recs list updated.

And so you know, who_la_hoop, I had to add a whole new section for you. Which meant I had to update every single bloody page. If that's not internet-love, I don't know what is.

If anyone wants a fic added to the recs, leave me the link here. Self-pimpage is expected*. Also, I am thinking about adding an Anti-Recs section, so if there are any fics out there that ought not to be read by anyone who values her eyeballs, link me please.

Oh yes... slash only. No het.

*I reserve the right not to add it, though. Just a heads-up.

Topics that should be banned...

...on customers_suck:

• Customers not tipping enough/at all.


• Customers who try to pay with large bills.


• Customers accusing staff of racism.


• Older male customers chatting up younger female staff.


• Do you work here? posts.

Seriously. Almost every post on customers_suck can be summarised in one handy list.

• Customer forgot his/her receipt and wants to make a return.


• Customer arrived just before closing and wanted to shop/eat.


• Customer looked at staff member's boobs.


• Customer said staff member should smile more.


• Customer actually wants staff to do their jobs, which is highly inconvenient as the staff would rather be reading the trendy novel of the week.


• Customer approached staff member whilst staff member was on break.


• Customer's kids are out of control.


• Customer smells funny/looks weird/has bad teeth/has wrinkled money/is fat/is black/is Asian.

Okay. That about takes care of that.