Topics that should be banned...

[seethingheathen]

...on customers_suck:

• Customers not tipping enough/at all.


• Customers who try to pay with large bills.


• Customers accusing staff of racism.


• Older male customers chatting up younger female staff.


• Do you work here? posts.

Seriously. Almost every post on customers_suck can be summarised in one handy list.

• Customer forgot his/her receipt and wants to make a return.


• Customer arrived just before closing and wanted to shop/eat.


• Customer looked at staff member's boobs.


• Customer said staff member should smile more.


• Customer actually wants staff to do their jobs, which is highly inconvenient as the staff would rather be reading the trendy novel of the week.


• Customer approached staff member whilst staff member was on break.


• Customer's kids are out of control.


• Customer smells funny/looks weird/has bad teeth/has wrinkled money/is fat/is black/is Asian.

Okay. That about takes care of that.