I bought seven Godiva chocolate bars and made the mistake of offering
one to my housemate. He took that to mean that all seven were his, and proceeded to eat them all in one sitting. ONE SITTING. I was busy doing Sim stuff, so I didn't know until I went to get one. When I asked him about it, he said he thought that I had bought them for him. He even had the nerve to be offended when I said I wanted them replaced.
1.) Why would I do that? I am not that nice.
2.) SEVEN IN ONE BLOW? What are you, a chocolate giant slayer?
3.) WHYYYYYYYYYY? Now I no has choklit.
Also,
wtf_sims_two needs your help. I can't do this alone, guise.