I am Dead Frodo.

[seethingheathen]

Stolen from someone on my freindsfriends list.


You are Dead Frodo. You represent Frodo after he
has been attacked by Shelob, the giant spider.
You are comatose and wrapped in webbing. Kinda
sucky, but look on the bright side. You are the
rarest of the all action figures, being that
you are a one-of-a-kind custom created by
Ar-Pharazon for his personal collection!


Which Frodo Action Figure Are You?
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And- you must see this.

Edit:

Teh Big Slash meme
Read and/or write?	Both.
Since when?	Feb 2003.
How did you stumble into slash?	I found FPS on Yahoo Groups.
Your first fandom and pairing:	LotR FPS. Haldir/Legolas.
The first person you told about your new hobby:	My then-boyfriend.
The fandoms you read:	LotRiPS and FPS.
The fandoms you write:	LotRiPS.
Your favourite pairings:	Elijah/Orlando and Dom/Orlando.
Favourite genres:	Lately, AU fics.
Least favourite pairings:	Viggo/Orlando, Dom/Billy, Dom/Elijah.
Least favourite genres:	MPreg.
What makes a story good?	Proper grammar for a start. It just really depends.
What makes a story bad?	Writiting the characters as teenaged girls instread of the men they are.
The best author:	I have a few favourites.
Why?	They know how to write well.
The best story you've ever read:	The hottest FPS is 'The Question' by eyebrowofdoom. The hottest RPS is currently 'Fraternity' by talesinbloom.
The worst author:	I have to say it: trunte.
Why?	She cannot write herself out of a wet paper sack.
The worst story you've ever read:	The infamous mac & cheese fic by bailey.
The best story you have written:	'City of London.'
The worst story you have written:	'Deception.'
Do you leave feedback?	Yes.
Do you get feedback?	Yes.
Do you have a favorite kink?	Rimming.
Does something squick you?	Watersports and scat.
Is slash simply sex?	No.
Is slash a way of life?	Not any more. It was for nearly a year.
How much time do you spend reading/writing?	Too much, but not as much as I used to.
Do you have RL friends who slash?	No.
Have you made online friends through slash?	Yes.
Do you think slash is just a phase?	I hope not.
Could you simply stop slashing?	Hell no. I've tried.
What do you think about...
Ratings G to PG-13	They tend to bore me if they don't have redeeming elements.
Ratings R to NC-17	Yes. Bring 'em on.
AUs	I used to hate them, but thanks to beanzy's insistence that I read 'The Fourth Floor,' I can't get enough.
ARs	What?
Crackfics	Can be funny.
Porn	I love porn.
Angst	I love it if it's done well.
Mush	Again, if it's done well, I like it.
Love	Can be nice.
Romance	Can be nice.
BDSM	Depends on whether the author knows what he/she is talking about.
Darkfics	Not so much.
Deathfics	Suck arse.
Non consensual/rape	No thanks.
Rape recovery	Ugh.
FPS	Love it.
RPS	Love it even more.
RPG	Nope.
First times	If they are well-written.
Established relationships	Not really.
Threesomes	Depends.
m/m slash	Yes.
femmeslash	Not really.
Slashing a children's book/movie	Nope.
Chanslash	What?
Explicit sex	Yep.
The importance of charactarization	I care somewhat.
OOCness	Didn't we just answer that?
Canon	I respect it.
Fanon	Can suck.
Cliches	Should bring death.
Supernatural	Sucks.
MPREG	NO. JUST NO.
Wingfics	Ick.
Genderfuck	Huh?
Crossovers	If they are done well.
Group Slut Fics	Eh?
Incest	Twincest, yep.
May/December	Like V/O? No thanks.
Het pairings in a slash fic	No.
Plot	Who cares?
PWPs	All for 'em.
WIPs	Yeah. I'm guilty.
LJ fics and communities	Live on 'em.
Mailing lists	Not anymore.
Big Name Fans	Aren't all that great.
Politics in a slash story	Nope.
Religion in a slash story	Nope.
Wake up Gay	Hah!
And finally....
Your pet peeve:	V/O.
Your advice to new slashers:	Grammar is your friend. So is lube.
Your slash wish list:	Hot tied up Orli, fucked in turn by Dom and Elijah.
The best slash archive:	I don't know any more.
The worst slash arcive:	The Wood in Bloom (TWIB).
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