Two long surveys.

[seethingheathen]

I'm procrastinating, so I took some surveys. The formatting sucks, but that's not my fault.



Survey The First.

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?	My sister, I think.
What is your weapon of choice?	Knife!
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?	Yes.
How about the same sex?	Yes.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?	Probably my mum.
What is your pet peeve?	Stupid people.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?	I keep 'em. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?	Sometimes I skip a day before I have a shower.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?	Six in the evening.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?	My friend Jonathan.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?	I can't find my USB cable.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?	No.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?	I didn't set an alarm today. I never do.
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?	I don't know how 'yuppie' it is, but I like Diet Rockstar.
Are you a meat eater?	Sometimes.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?	Oh, God. You don't want to know. I don't even think I know.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?	Sometimes.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?	Occasionally.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?	Depends on my mood, really.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?	Er, no.
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?	Just one, but I don't use it.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?	Buy stuff.
Would you rather be rich or famous?	I'm happy with what I have, actually.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?	Maybe.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?	I don't know. I haven't done anything, really.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?	I'm not sure.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?	Die before I get too old and sick to care for myself.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?	Sometimes.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?	Not really.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?	Not on anything serious.
What did you do today that you're proud of?	I woke up!
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?	A fair few.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?	A fair few.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?	Yes.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?	I look at teeth first. A person's teeth can tell a lot.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?	Yes.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?	No.
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?	Most of my friends come from the same background I do, so they can have anything they want.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?	I wouldn't.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?	Britney Spears, so I could kill myself and make the world a better place.
Have you ever been cheated on?	Yes.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?	Yes.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?	Artistic talent.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?	Lust.
Do you do the least often?	Envy.
Is your favorite to act on?	Lust.
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Survey The Second.

Random
Do you have any pets?	Yes.
What color shirt are you wearing?	Pink.
Name three things that are physically close to you:	A Coke, my cigarettes and a headband.
What is the last book you read?	Lamb, by Christopher Moore.
Are you or were you a good student?	At times, but mostly not.
What's your favorite sport?	Football.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?	Yes.
What's the weather like right now?	Cold.
Who tells the best jokes?	I don't know.
What was the last thing you dreamed about?	My sister being a Heroin addict. She isn't.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?	I've been crashed into.
Do you believe in karma?	Maybe.
Do you believe in luck?	Not really.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?	I don't like eggs.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?	Sheep.
Are you proud of yourself?	Not really.
Are you reliable?	No.
Have you ever given money to a bum?	Nope.
What's your favorite food?	Cheese.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?	I don't think so.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?	No.
Do like to draw?	Yes, but I suck.
What's your favorite invention?	The Internet.
Is your room messy?	Yes.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?	Oranges.
Do you give in easily?	Sometimes.
Are you a good guesser?	I don't know. I've never thought about it.
Can you read other people's expressions?	Yes.
Are you a bully?	Sometimes.
Do you have a job?	Hell no.
What time did you wake up this morning?	I woke up at 3 o'clock this after noon. I went to bed at 6 o'clock this morning.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?	Nothing.
When was the last time you showered?	Yesterday.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?	Nothing.
What's your favorite day of the week and why?	Wednesdays, because Pushing Daisies comes on the telly.
Do you have any nicknames?	Yep.
Have you ever been scuba diving?	No.
What's your least favorite color?	I don't know. Neon green, maybe.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?	Maybe.
Would you ever go skydiving?	No.
What toothpaste do you use?	Colgate, I think.
Do you enjoy challenges?	Sometimes.
What's the worst injury you have had?	I've broken my tailbone twice.
What's the last movie you saw?	Smokey & The Bandit 2.
What do you want to know about the future?	Nothing.
What does your last text message say?	I don't text.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?	Bob.
What's your favorite school subject?	It was Creative Writing.
What's your least favorite school subject?	It was Maths.
Would you rather have money or love?	Love. I've got enough money.
What is your dream vacation?	I don't have one because I go where I want, when I want.
What is your favorite animal?	I like cats.
Do you miss anyone right now?	Yes.
What's the last sporting event you watched?	A bit of the Liverpool/Fulham match the other day.
Do you need to do laundry?	Yes.
Do you listen to the radio?	No.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?	In London.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?	Try another machine.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?	No, but I've had them land on me.
What color are your bed sheets?	Purple.
What's your ringtone?	The Harry Potter Theme.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?	Bob.
Do you have any obsessions right now?	Yes.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?	No.
What's your favorite fruity scent?	Cherry? I don't know.
Do you watch cartoons?	Yes.
Have you ever sat on a roof?	Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?	Yes.
Name three things in the world you dislike:	Stupid people, eggs and snow.
Name three people in the world you dislike:	All three of my sister's children's fathers. Say one word, and I swear I'll kill you.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?	Yes.
Do you like sushi?	No.
Do you believe in magic?	Yes.
Do you hold grudges?	Yes.
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