I rock my own fucking socks.

[seethingheathen]

I wrote this limerick for vestalvagrant cos she's meh luveh.

There once was a bint from Australia,
whose fave pick-up line was "I'll nail ya."
Just as a joke,
she picked up a bloke,
Had babies, and now drives a trailah.

and this haiku:

Veevs Vestalvagrant
Crim in a tutu - sexy
Very shaggable.

Here's another equasion for you lot:
Irish coffee + Vicodin™ + Drambuie™ & Coke™ = Fun for all.