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seethingheathenHOLY FUCKING SHIT, did everyone on my f-list change usernames? What the hell, people? I was confused. I'm okay now, but I was gone for a sec.
Also: LONDON, YOU FUCKING SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT COCK. I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I? BITCH.
UM, YEAH. I HATE THE TERMS 'HEAVILY PREGNANT', 'VERY PREGNANT' AND 'PREGNANT BELLY'. HERE'S WHY: REGARDING THE FIRST TWO- YOU'RE EITHER UP THE STICK OR YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NO MORE PREGNANT AT EIGHT MONTHS THAN YOU ARE AT EIGHT WEEKS. REGARDING THE THIRD- WHAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
AND I NEED TO BUY NEW CLOTHES BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING WEIGHT. THIS IS A GOOD THING BUT GODDAMNIT I DON'T WANT TO TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK OF PEE.
BLOODY HELL, I AM TIRED. AND I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN LOLCAT AT WORK. THESE TWO ARE NOT RELATED BUT I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO HIT THE ENTER KEY.
ONLY I JUST DID.
WHAT THE FUCK IS 'RECUMBENT'? AND I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT. OH, YEAH- I HAD A LONDON MORNING YESTERDAY. I WAS DRIVING TO WORK AND IT WAS OVERCAST, AND THE TREES AND GRASS WERE A LOVELY SHADE OF LIGHTISH BRIGHT GREEN AND THE AIR SMELT OF CAR EXHAUST AND RAIN. THE ONLY THINGS MISSING WERE THE GERMAN TOURISTS.
AND NOW I AM GOING TO BED.
goodnight, fuckers. ♥
ETA: APPARENTLY 'RECUMBENT' MEANS 'LYING DOWN'. I AM NOT IN FACT LYING DOWN BUT I'M KEEPING THE MOOD.
Also: LONDON, YOU FUCKING SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT COCK. I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A MINUTE, CAN I? BITCH.
UM, YEAH. I HATE THE TERMS 'HEAVILY PREGNANT', 'VERY PREGNANT' AND 'PREGNANT BELLY'. HERE'S WHY: REGARDING THE FIRST TWO- YOU'RE EITHER UP THE STICK OR YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NO MORE PREGNANT AT EIGHT MONTHS THAN YOU ARE AT EIGHT WEEKS. REGARDING THE THIRD- WHAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
AND I NEED TO BUY NEW CLOTHES BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING WEIGHT. THIS IS A GOOD THING BUT GODDAMNIT I DON'T WANT TO TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK OF PEE.
BLOODY HELL, I AM TIRED. AND I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN LOLCAT AT WORK. THESE TWO ARE NOT RELATED BUT I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO HIT THE ENTER KEY.
ONLY I JUST DID.
WHAT THE FUCK IS 'RECUMBENT'? AND I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT. OH, YEAH- I HAD A LONDON MORNING YESTERDAY. I WAS DRIVING TO WORK AND IT WAS OVERCAST, AND THE TREES AND GRASS WERE A LOVELY SHADE OF LIGHTISH BRIGHT GREEN AND THE AIR SMELT OF CAR EXHAUST AND RAIN. THE ONLY THINGS MISSING WERE THE GERMAN TOURISTS.
AND NOW I AM GOING TO BED.
goodnight, fuckers. ♥
ETA: APPARENTLY 'RECUMBENT' MEANS 'LYING DOWN'. I AM NOT IN FACT LYING DOWN BUT I'M KEEPING THE MOOD.
