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seethingheathenIt's only just 11.00 pm, and I am fucking sloshed. Yes, kids. Fucking pished. It's a good thing I'm a functioning alcoholic then, eh wot? Cos if I wasn't, I'd be fucked.
I went bowling. With a girl. I let her wear my tie. (Heh, I typed 'toe.') She is veryveryhotdotcom. I said something to her about something, and she spit gingerale. That was before we went bowling. Then, in the carpark on the way into the bowling place, I stepped on a metal grate and fell on my arse. Seems it was frozen over. Then when she brought me back, we were going up to my room, and she fell down the stairs on top of me. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So. Hi!
Hope you all had fun.
I went bowling. With a girl. I let her wear my tie. (Heh, I typed 'toe.') She is veryveryhotdotcom. I said something to her about something, and she spit gingerale. That was before we went bowling. Then, in the carpark on the way into the bowling place, I stepped on a metal grate and fell on my arse. Seems it was frozen over. Then when she brought me back, we were going up to my room, and she fell down the stairs on top of me. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So. Hi!
Hope you all had fun.
