Interview.

[seethingheathen]

skyeathena asked me. . .



1) What do you think is the coolest way to die
Um. Coolest? Being trampled by the hobbits on their way to an elf orgy. Namely, the three sexiest hobbits (duh) on their way to fuck Orli.

2) The fellowship actors (all nine of them) are stuck on an island. Who gets killed first? Who fucks first? Who finds a way out?
I think Lij would be the first to cark it. Orlando would fuck everyone save Sir Ian and John, and I think Viggo would find a way out first.

3) If you could talk to one dead person for an hour, who would it be and what would you talk about?
I'd talk to my Grammy Ruby. One day, when I was a kid, she took my sis and I to the park. She said we didn't love her. That day has kind of stuck in my mind, and I would want her to know that that wasn't true. I think I was five.

4) Describe your most dysfunctional Christmas.
I don't think I have one. Hmm. Ohh! Wait! When I was eight, I told my Dad he didn't love me cos none of my pressies had 'from Dad' on the tag.

5) Who is gayer, Orlando or Elijah?
Orlando, I think. Only because he's fucking pretty. You know that shoe piccy from The Face? The way his arse looks as he's lying there? I think he's taken it more than a few times.