Almost better.

[seethingheathen]

I barely have a voice, but otherwise, I think the evil germs are gone. My first American illness! Yay! Riiiight, moving on. So. This is where I remind you all that Orlando Bloom will be on The Tonight Show tonight. Don't forget. Heh. Gee, maybe he'll have an American accent, since y'know, Lij went all Britsy. Maybe he'll say 'turd,' then immediately correct himself and say, 'y'know, just a little poo.' Or the other way around. I don't know, it's all just sodding confusing at this point. Why? Hell, I don't know. You expect me to make sense?

I forgot about sending Christmas cards. I suck. Maybe it's not too late.