I love YIM. Sometimes.

[seethingheathen]

This is one of those times. . .


vestalvagrant: I have felafel in my cupboard
vestalvagrant: get in there!
limey_sugar: its billy being mean
limey_sugar: no
vestalvagrant: Get back in yer box girly!
vestalvagrant: ROTF
limey_sugar: um. about that
vestalvagrant: Get in yer felafel box then you can talk
vestalvagrant: wot?
limey_sugar: the fic is billy being mean
vestalvagrant: did you say something?
vestalvagrant: yes
limey_sugar: *is in her felafel box*
vestalvagrant: wot was your 'um. about that' in realtion to?
vestalvagrant: you may speak now
limey_sugar: i have no idea
vestalvagrant: (LOL you're in a box)
limey_sugar: i know
limey_sugar: thats the thing
vestalvagrant: I can;'t drink coz I'll spit on my keyboard
limey_sugar: boxes are good
limey_sugar: um
vestalvagrant: luv boxes
vestalvagrant: tell me about boxes
limey_sugar: um
limey_sugar: /:)
vestalvagrant: Do you want boxes provided in your room?
limey_sugar: omfg
vestalvagrant: wot about boxes?
limey_sugar: god im dying here
vestalvagrant: I don't know what I'm saying
vestalvagrant: Ooo Leggy said box!
limey_sugar: well i did give you a virtual vodka & juice
limey_sugar: wot?!?!?
vestalvagrant: shall I describe it to you, or shall I get you a box?
limey_sugar: either way
limey_sugar: oh
limey_sugar: suh
vestalvagrant: Leggy said Boxxxxxx
limey_sugar: i get it
vestalvagrant: Just when we're talking about boxes
vestalvagrant: I know you get it, you're a smart chick
limey_sugar: box box box
vestalvagrant: real switched on
limey_sugar: imn gonna swithh you on
limey_sugar: wait
vestalvagrant: :D
limey_sugar: um that was yeah
vestalvagrant: that should be 'turn', like a veggie burger
limey_sugar: im gonna turn you on?
limey_sugar: lol
vestalvagrant: yes
limey_sugar: or turn you into a veggie burger?
vestalvagrant: ]i forget
limey_sugar: veggie burgers are grose
vestalvagrant: no I make great ones
vestalvagrant: legggy
limey_sugar: box
vestalvagrant: sllllllurp
limey_sugar: leggy
limey_sugar: box
vestalvagrant: leginabox
vestalvagrant: legobox
vestalvagrant: boxolas
limey_sugar: lego my box?
limey_sugar: BOXOLAS
limey_sugar: PMSL
vestalvagrant: hey Boxolas
limey_sugar: oi
vestalvagrant: yo boxy mama
limey_sugar: feck
vestalvagrant: snerk
vestalvagrant: slurp
limey_sugar: i can picture you laughing! its greahat
vestalvagrant: Yeah I am
vestalvagrant: great that is
limey_sugar: fewwwwwww
limey_sugar: oops
limey_sugar: i mean fewwwwwwww
vestalvagrant: Will is making plans around you
limey_sugar: NO
limey_sugar: fewwwwwwww
limey_sugar: fuck'
vestalvagrant: WOT!
limey_sugar: FWEEEEEEEEEEE
vestalvagrant: Type properly dammit!
limey_sugar: no
vestalvagrant: yes
vestalvagrant: or it's back in the box with yo



vestalvagrant:so this one time when Orli had Dom tied to the bed
limey_sugar: mmmmm
vestalvagrant: and he didn't have any wasabi
limey_sugar: and orli put food up hismub
limey_sugar: BUM
vestalvagrant: So he looked through everything in the room and found...
limey_sugar: mub?
vestalvagrant: he found some mub
limey_sugar: pmfsl
vestalvagrant: Mub has powerful pahrodisiac qualities
limey_sugar: like in egypt
vestalvagrant: and also has a nettle-like sensation on the skin
vestalvagrant: LOL!
limey_sugar: pharoah-disiac?
vestalvagrant: Pharaohdisiac
vestalvagrant: So Orli took the mub back to the bedroom
vestalvagrant: and Dom say it and started squirming and said 'fuck, not that!'
vestalvagrant: And Orli said fucking yes this and I'm going to make you fucking love it
limey_sugar: heh
vestalvagrant: (and Merry and Pip found some apples...)
vestalvagrant: And so Dom said okay and opened hi
vestalvagrant: his...
vestalvagrant: (fill in the noun thinger)
limey_sugar: um
limey_sugar: can of peas?
vestalvagrant: so Dom opens his can of peas and says 'fucking do it'
limey_sugar: pmsl
vestalvagrant: and Orli holds the mub over the can of peas, almost touching it but not wuite
vestalvagrant: This is a stupid story sonsy, make it better
limey_sugar: um hang on
limey_sugar: like better jow
limey_sugar: how
vestalvagrant: fix it!
limey_sugar: heres one:
vestalvagrant: get rid of the peads
vestalvagrant: peas
limey_sugar: peads/
limey_sugar: orli was in his trailer one afternoon because it hand begun to rain.
vestalvagrant: Oww I'm scratcht
vestalvagrant: good stuff
limey_sugar: huh?
vestalvagrant: scratchy
vestalvagrant: so Orli's in his trailer...
vestalvagrant: alone?
limey_sugar: and dom knocked on his door. dom said 'orli do you have that dildo i lent you last week?'
vestalvagrant: hmm, good question
limey_sugar: and orli says 'no i lent it to lijah.'
vestalvagrant: is that the truth?
limey_sugar: and dom says 'you lent my dildo to lijah?'
vestalvagrant: or did he jsut not want to say where it really was?
limey_sugar: lol
vestalvagrant: I like this story
vestalvagrant: more!
limey_sugar: and so orli says 'i dinnit mean to'
vestalvagrant: ooo
limey_sugar: and dom says, 'how can you not mean to lend someone a dildo?'
vestalvagrant: :D
limey_sugar: and orli says 'well see he really had no choice but to take it home with him.'
vestalvagrant: !!!
limey_sugar: and dom says, in an aussie accent and dressed like a kangaroo, 'W T F Mate?'
vestalvagrant: not dressed like a kangaroo!
vestalvagrant: wot does Orli say?
vestalvagrant: Or does he offer to make it up to him?
limey_sugar: and orli says 'why are you dressed like a kangaroo?'
vestalvagrant: Or do they go to collect the dildo from Lij?
limey_sugar: and dom says 'never mind that, concentrate on the dildo'
vestalvagrant: Yay!
vestalvagrant: Please doi
vestalvagrant: or do
limey_sugar: and orli says 'well see cos we were like using it and stuff, and well lijah sort of got it stuck.'
limey_sugar: and dom says 'stuck how?'
vestalvagrant: Yay?!
vestalvagrant: yay!
limey_sugar: and orli says 'well the tutu he was wearing fell down around his ankles and he fell backward.'
limey_sugar: dom says 'ow.'
vestalvagrant: that's what I'm thinking
limey_sugar: orli says 'no shit. but its not what you think/'
vestalvagrant: Cool
limey_sugar: and dom says 'good cos man thats just not right.'
vestalvagrant: so not right
limey_sugar: and orli says 'well then ehrn i was laughing he picked up the dildo and ran out the door.'
vestalvagrant: (brb)
limey_sugar: kay
vestalvagrant: back
vestalvagrant: more story, pleae
vestalvagrant: s
limey_sugar: dom says 'in a tutu?'
vestalvagrant: heh fuck yeah
limey_sugar: orli says 'yeah'
vestalvagrant: (You can wear my tutu to my birthday party)
limey_sugar: dom says 'you lot are kinky. but why does he have my dildo?'
limey_sugar: brb
vestalvagrant: yeah, why?
vestalvagrant: No!
vestalvagrant: Why did Dom lend his dildo to Orli in the first place?
limey_sugar: back
vestalvagrant: good!
limey_sugar: and orli says 'cos i was gonna let him use it on me.'
vestalvagrant: Mmm
vestalvagrant: noice
limey_sugar: and dom says 'fine, but. WHY does he have it?'
limey_sugar: and orli says 'have what?'
vestalvagrant: because...
vestalvagrant: orli
vestalvagrant: orli's a dumb twat
limey_sugar: and dom says 'my dildo you bastard'
limey_sugar: and orli says 'but he doesnt'
limey_sugar: and dom says ' but you said he did'
vestalvagrant: oh come on orli!
limey_sugar: and orli says 'oh well i lied'
vestalvagrant: Heh!
limey_sugar: and dom says 'why?'
vestalvagrant: yeah, why, you bastard?!
limey_sugar: and orli says 'cos your a right sexy bugger when you get wound up. now fuck me.'
vestalvagrant: (Orli,. not you)
vestalvagrant: YAY!!!!!
limey_sugar: more?
vestalvagrant: *cheers*
vestalvagrant: Yes!!!!!!!!!
limey_sugar: kay
limey_sugar: and dom says 'too fucking right!' and takes off his kangaroo suit.
vestalvagrant: Mmm
vestalvagrant: and underneath he's wearing...
limey_sugar: and orli says 'you've not got pants on'
vestalvagrant: mmm hell yeah
limey_sugar: and dom says 'no i never wear pants. ask billy.'
vestalvagrant: 'call him now and ask him over...'
limey_sugar: and orli says 'okay i will. but now you need to fuck me.'
vestalvagrant: yep, need that
limey_sugar: and dom pushes orli onto the little trailer bed and lifts up his skirt
vestalvagrant: woo!
vestalvagrant: ha
vestalvagrant: mmm orliskirt
limey_sugar: and orli is really flexible so he puts his legs sort of behind his head
vestalvagrant: Wonder if he's got anything on under his skirt
vestalvagrant: and that's verrry flexible
vestalvagrant: I bought Dom in a roo costume, but don't kow about that...
limey_sugar: and dom gets on his knees in front of orli and orli's got nowt on unner his skirt
limey_sugar: i can do it
vestalvagrant: yummmm
vestalvagrant: yay for you!
limey_sugar: and so orlis arse is right there and dom thinks he might want to just lick it a bit
vestalvagrant: yup
vestalvagrant: uhmm
limey_sugar: so he does cos he thiks rimming is fantastic.
vestalvagrant: yep
vestalvagrant: bet Orli likes it too
limey_sugar: and orli moans when doms tongue touches his arsehole... gently at first
vestalvagrant: ehh
limey_sugar: you ok?
vestalvagrant: yep!
vestalvagrant: that wasn't a bad 'ehh'
limey_sugar: and then dom licks him harder, and pushes tip of his tongue into orli
vestalvagrant: uh hmm
limey_sugar: orlis holding his legs apart, just under his knees, so he doesnt have a fre hand to touch himself as dom his licking him
limey_sugar: but dom does!
vestalvagrant: hurrah for dom!
vestalvagrant: (omfg this site charges $130 for pvc minishorts)
limey_sugar: so dom takes his hand,licks his palm to make it nice and wet
limey_sugar: (omg)
vestalvagrant: yup
limey_sugar: and wraps his fist around orlis cock
vestalvagrant: yup
vestalvagrant: (oh that woman has no pubes! Go grow some pubes!)
limey_sugar: he slides his hand up and down in time with his tongue fucking orli, and orli thinkgs he's going to come. . .
vestalvagrant: (tongue fucking him still or wot?)
limey_sugar: (yeah)
vestalvagrant: (right, cool)
vestalvagrant: (oh you said. I missed that word!)
limey_sugar: and when he does, dom takes orlis come and spreads a little around his arsehole
vestalvagrant: yup
limey_sugar: and takes more of it and smears it over his own cock.
vestalvagrant: yehp
limey_sugar: before orli can think a coherent thought, dom's pushing into him hard and fast
vestalvagrant: yay!
limey_sugar: hes nearly in as far as he can go when orli wraps his legs around doms waist
limey_sugar: holding him in place
vestalvagrant: yeah
vestalvagrant: coz that's wehre he wants im
limey_sugar: it takes orli a minute to adjust to doms size, and when hes ready, he arches a bit to let dom know to move
vestalvagrant: *sigh*
limey_sugar: dom grips orli just under his knees, where orlis own hands were, and fucks him hard.
vestalvagrant: mmm
limey_sugar: orlis head is hitting the trailer wall, but he doesnt mind cos dom's making him feel so good nothing else matters
vestalvagrant: yep
limey_sugar: dom sees that orlis hard again, bt he's determined to make him come from fucking alone. with each stroke over orlis prostate, orlis moans get louder
vestalvagrant: ahh
limey_sugar: (fucking hell)
vestalvagrant: (mm?)
vestalvagrant: (oo found something I want)
limey_sugar: and when dom thrusts in one last time, coming deep and hot insode orlando, orlando comes too
vestalvagrant: guh
vestalvagrant: bahhhhh
limey_sugar: (*fans self*)
vestalvagrant: *same*
limey_sugar: when dom pulls out of orli he gets to his knees one more time
vestalvagrant: and...
limey_sugar: and slowly licks his come from orlis arse
limey_sugar: ~~end~~
vestalvagrant: yep he does
vestalvagrant: well done!
vestalvagrant: verrrry good job
limey_sugar: thank you~
limey_sugar: *bows*


There's alot more, but I dunno if Veevs wanted her storyish thing posted. I have to go to bed now, cos it's after 6.00 am.