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First, let's do a meme. Courtesy

skyeathena, we have

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What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?:	flake
..rain?:	storm
..tornado?:	kansas
..summer love?:	liam
..Jon?:	what?
..Mike?:	American
..Shea?:	Chicago
..banana?:	peel
..dizzy?:	blonde
..Laura?:	Bush
..Juan?:	Valdez
..car?:	wash
..white?:	clean
..peppermint?:	schnapps
..New Found Glory?:	okay
..placebo?:	groovy
..orange juice?:	pulp
..candid camera?:	what?
..sister?:	stupid
..brother?:	where art thou?
..hate?:	crime
..school?:	books
..President?:	Bush
..football?:	Beckham
..rap?:	sucks
..pop?:	can
..rock?:	out
..punk?:	rock
..sex?:	yeah
..death?:	inevitable
..baby?:	no
..duuude?:	American
..the end?:	please

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And

vestalvagrant: I will take care of all that messy business first thing in the morning and email you the details. I love you, dahlink, and this will be the best summer in the history of Australian summers. And then when you come to the UK, it will be the best whenever it is then.

In other news, my legs are cold. Maybe if I were wearing sommat besides a teeshirt and knickers, they would not be cold. Right.

Edit: Yeah, and stuff.

Are you a virgin?:	No.
If, yes how many people have you been with?:	So, let's see. If I'm a virgin that means I've had sex? And if I'm not, I haven't? You're an idiot.
What is your favorite position?:	As long as I'm not on top, I don't care.
Have you ever had anal sex?:	Yeah.
Have you gone down on a guy/girl?:	Both.
If yes, how many?:	A few.
How many people have you kissed?:	I don't know! Twenty?
How many times have you recieved oral sex?:	I was supposed to keep track?

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Have you ever had a online relationship?:	Like as in love and all that? No.
Did it last?:	Um, I said no.
Have you ever met any one of the internet?:	Yeah.
Do you still talk to them?:	Yep.
Have you ever made friends from the internet?:	Yesh.
Do you have an online journal?:	Of course.
Do you update all the time?:	Many times a day.
Do you spend all your free time online?:	Yeah.
Do you have an account with Friendster or Myspace?:	No.
Have you ever been to Hot or Not?:	Yeah. Haha.
Do you have an account with them?:	Of course.
How many people are on your buddy list?:	Eleven.
Do you like AOL or AIM?:	No.
Or do you use something different?:	YIM.
Whats better, Dial up or DSL?:	Are you fucking serious? DSL, jackass.
Do you download music?:	No.
Do you have a CD burner?:	No.
Do you get mad at your computer daily?:	Nope.
Can you live with out going online?:	Like a fish on dry land.
Have you ever cyber?:	No.
If so, was it fun?:	Um, once again, I said no.
Do you going to chat room and act all silly and get people mad?:	No.
If so, isnt that fun?:	Jackass.
What would you do with all your time online if the computer wasnt around?:	You really don't want to know the answer to that.

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About You...
What's your name?:	Limey Sugar
Got any nicknames?:	Yeah. Sugary Lime, Sonsy.
How old are you?:	Twenty-four.
Whens your Birthday?:	Sixth July.
Got any Siblings?:	Yeah.
If so, What are their names?:	Deidra
Where do you reside?:	Staffs, UK
What school do you go to?:	No thanks.
Where do you work?:	I'm unemployed.
What do you do at work?:	Nothing, since I don't have a job.
Got any piercings?:	Six, but 4 are closed.
If so, Where?:	My ears.
Got any tattoos?:	Yeah.
If so where?:	Wrists and back.
How tall are you?:	170 cm +/-
How much do you weigh?:	Too much, thanks.
What color hair do you have?:	At the mo? Red.
What color eyes do you have?:	Brown.
Do you consider youself Pretty?:	Not really.
Do others consider yourself pretty?:	No.
Got any Pets?:	Not any more.
If so, What kind of pets?:	Used to have two gay incestuous cats.
WHat are their names?:	Pepper and Diesel.
Whyat do you like most about your appearance?:	My eyes and my hair.
what do you like most about yourself?:	My wit.
Music
What kind of music do you like?:	Industrial, techno, metal, and rock. Oh, and Celtic.
What are you favorite bands?:	The Seanachaidh, Paul Oakenfold, Godsmack, Biffy Clyro, Enya, Metallica, and others along these lines.
Do you consider Good charlotte Punk?:	I don't know.
Been to any concerts/shows?:	Yeah.
If so, which ones?:	Um. Damn. I think I saw Orgy once. Oh, and Savage Garden. Oh, and various piping compies. Love those.
Do you mosh?:	No.
Do you crowdsurf?:	No.
Ever got hurt at a concert?:	Nope. Rained on, though.
Ever met a band member?:	No. But one guy from Video Drone spit beer on me. Yeah, I was not happy.
Who do you ussually go to shows with, if you do?:	My best mate.
Where do you hang when you go to concerts/shows if you do?:	Wherever there is alcohol.
Do you like to constantly be in the front?:	Not really. Get beer spit on ya that way.
Love/Sex/Lust
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	No.
are you a virgin?:	Nope.
If not, who did you lose you virginity to?:	I'm not saying.
What position do you like the most?:	As long as I'm not on top, I don't care.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:	Nope.
If so, whats their name?:	It used to be Liam, but we broke up.
How did you meet?:	He's my mate's brother.
If not, do you like being single?:	Not really. Sometimes.
Where do you go to meet boyfriend/girlfriend material?:	Anywhere.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	Hygeine and intelligence.
Been in a bad relationship?:	Yeah.
when was your first kiss?:	I was five.
who was it with?:	A boy called Keith.
do you still talk to them?:	No.
Friends
Who is your best friend?:	Carisa. Sometimes.
What do you look for in a friend?:	Honesty and the ability to get good and pissed.
Do you have alot of friends or just a few you ussually hang out with?:	A few.
Who is the clique you hang with?:	Whoever I decide.
Who is the funniest?:	Me.
who is the most fun?:	Me again.
who is the shyest?:	No one, really.
who is the smartest?:	Me, of course.
who is the hottest?:	Carisa. She's got fantastic tits.
who is the sluttiest?:	Me.
who is the bitch?:	Sometimes me, sometimes Carisa.
who has the most common interests with you?:	No one, really.
Who do you want to spend more time with?:	Fuck if I know.
who do you want to get away from?:	Everyone.
who needs to just go away?:	Everyone else.
who needs a new haircut?:	Carisa.
who is the most annoying?:	Carisa.
who is the meanest?:	Me.
who is the most honest?:	Me.
Who is the worst friend?:	Carisa.
Who likes to do the things you do just b/c they want to be like you?:	Carisa.
who is stuck on their boyfriend?:	No one.
Who is the most hard working?:	Carisa.
who is the laziest?:	Me.
This Or That
Live with parents or alone?:	Neither.
Be rich and not loved...or poor and loved:	Rich. That's what rentboys are for.
Die happy or die rich?:	Who cares? I'll be dead either way.
Good Charlotts or Simple Plan?:	Um.
AFI or Sublime?:	Sublime.
Go to bed late or early?:	Never.
watch movies all night or go out?:	Go out.
hang with your boyfriend/girlfriend or go out with friends?:	Depends. Am I trying to get laid?
Concerts or shows?:	Huh?
Favorite...
Song:	There are lots.
Book:	Fuck, I don't know.
Author:	Tolkien.
Actress:	Don't have one.
Thing to do.:	Be online or out on the piss.
Person:	Anyone I can tolerate at the mo.
Friend:	I don't know.
Month:	September.
Day:	Thursday.
Number:	82
School:	Don't have one.
hobby:	Writing slash.
Movie:	Um. There are many.
Saying:	"Piss off, you unsexy freak!"
Quote:	"Piss off, you unsexy freak!"
Album:	VC1 and VC2.
Band:	I have many.
Magazine:	Empire or whatever's got Dom & Orli.
Sport:	Footy.
TV show(s):	I don't watch the telly too often.
Radio Station(s):	Radio Scotland. I'm a dork.
Tv Station:	Don't know.
color:	Black or red. Or Orange.
Car:	Something small.
Drink:	Drambuie.
Food:	I don't know that I've got a favourite.
Candy:	Christ. I don't know.
Thing:	My laptop.
family member:	My neice.
In your bathroom
What kind of shampoo do you have?:	Dove, I think.
Do you use shampoo & conditioner, just shampoo, or 2 in 1?:	Both.
Do you use a luffa (SP) or a Rag?:	I use those rough bath gloves.
What kind of Soap do you have?:	Dove.
Soap Bar or liquid?:	Bar at the mo.
Does your bathroom have a theme?:	No.
do you sing in the shower?:	Sometimes.
DO you have a radio in your shower?:	No.
Do you like your bathroom?:	It isn't mine, but no.
In your room
Whats your favorite thing in your room?:	My Legolas poster.
Name 4 things in your room?:	My Legolas poster, the notice board, the bed, and about 6 empty softie cans.
What kind of electronics are in your room?:	My laptop and the clock radio.
Computer
do you play games on the computer?:	Not really.
Do you have messenger programs?:	Yeah.
If so, which ones?:	YIM.
what are your screennames on them?:	limey_sugar
Do you have porn saved on your computer?:	Yeah.
What program do you use the most?:	Adobe PhotoShop 7.0
Do you have an online journal?:	Yeah.
Whats the name on it?:	limeysugar.
Whats the background behind it?:	It's green and it reads, "I could kick your arse if I wanted to. I just don't want to."
How many hours a day are you online?:	Too many.
Random Questions
What time do you ussually go to bed?:	Two or three am.
what time do you ussualy wake up?:	Whenever my eyes open.
What do you do to fulfill your day?:	Bitch about stuff.
Can you drive?:	Yeah.
Do you have a car?:	Yeah.
what kind of car?:	A small one.
What color is it?:	Red.
Emotions
Are you emotional?:	Yeah.
Do songs make you cry?:	Sometimes.
If so, name a few...:	No.
What about movies?:	Yeah.
what emotion do you ussually feel?:	Extreme happiness, extreme anger and sadness. I am diagnosed bipolar.
what does it take to make you cry your heart out?:	Not much.
Who do you cry to?:	Stupid shit that happens.
DO you cry alot?:	Not a lot.
what does it take to get you mad?:	Not much.
who short is your temper?:	Very.
whats the worse thing you've done when you were mad?:	Nearly beat the hell out of my sister.
whats the worse thing someones done to make you mad?:	I can't recall.
Do you get mad easily?:	Sometimes.
Do the simple things piss you off?:	Sometimes.
do you smile alot?:	Not really.
When you're happy, who do you wanna see?:	My friends.
when your happy, what do you do?:	Act silly.
Opposite Sex
what do you look for?:	A kilt.
Whats the best hair color?:	Ginger or black.
what do you notice first?:	We aren't going to go there.
Are you shallow?:	No.
Whats kind of people do you ussually date?:	People with a pulse.
how tall?:	Doesn't matter.
Muscular or skinny? or fat?:	Not too muscular, fat or skinny.
Does age matter?:	Sort of.
Sex
Are you straight/bi/gay?:	Bi.
How many people have you had sex with?:	Honestly? I can't count on 2 hands, but I'm not certain.
do you own a vibrator or dildo?:	Both.
Any other sex toys we should know about?:	No.
whats your fantasy?:	To see Orlando Bloom be fucked by either Elijah Wood or Dominic Monaghan, or both.
Ever given oral sex?:	Yeah.
Ever recieved oral sex?:	Yeah.
DO you like to be on the bottom or top?:	With girls, I like to top. Guys, bottom.
Are you scared of STDs?:	Yeah.
Ever had a one night stand?:	Of course.
Do you use protection?:	Yep.
Whats your favorite type of condom?:	One without a hole in it.
What is your favorite place to be kissed?:	My neck.
Whats the sexiest part on the opposite sex's body?:	Depends on the person.
What turns you on?:	Heh.
Ever had sex standing up?:	Well, he was standing, and I was bent over with my hands touching the floor.
In the shower?:	Yeah.
used more than 3 positions while having sex?:	Yeah.
What is love?:	I don't know.
Whats the difference between love and lust?:	Good question.
Are you in love?:	No. Maybe. Piss off.
Who do you want to have sex with right now?:	I decline to acquiesce to your request that I answer that.
What would you do if you got an STD?:	Depends on which it was.
Would you rather have AIDS or genital warts?:	AIDS, cos then I would just kill myself.
Whats the wierdest place you've had sex?:	In the garage.
Ever given anal sex?:	I've fingered a guy or two. And I've given rimjobs.
Recieved anal sex?:	Yep.
Do you like giving Oral sex?:	Sometimes.
Whats the perfect way to get you in bed?:	Ask me. Just kidding. I don't know.