Fifty Things.
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seethingheathenI'm bored, so here is a list for you lot to read.
Fifty Things That Piss Me Off (in no particular order).
1.) People in the US who say, 'I can tell by your accent you're not from around here.' No shit?
2.) People who don't switch their mobiles off in the cinema, and instead of silencing them, let them ring forever.
3.) People who answer their mobiles in the cinema, and then proceed to have long and loud conversations about absolutely nothing.
4.) People who take infants to the cinema. Most recently, a squalling infant when I was trying to watch The Return of the King. For fuck's sake, take the child out!
5.) Drivers who indicate for blocks before finally deciding to make a fucking turn.
6.) When my mum reads my post and then pretends she doesn't. She's ace at steaming envelopes open and resealing them.
7.) My sister.
8.) People who try and get you to taste something, even though you already know you don't like it, and they won't take no for an answer.
9.) People that act like they don't masturbate, and then tell you you're going to go to hell for doing it.
10.) Homophobia. If you don't accept homosexuality, fine. Just don't be rude about it.
11.) When I buy biscuits from England from the import store across town, and my hostess' boyfriend decides he thinks they taste good and eats them all. Jackass.
12.) People who go through my things. Ever hear of privacy?
13.) People who light fags in your car without first asking if you mind. Yes, I mind.
14.) Americans who use the word 'bloody' not in the context of someone actually being covered in blood. It really doesn't sound right, so stop.
15.) The fact that Madonna lives in London. I really don't like her and she needs to go away.
16.) Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, whatever.
17.) People who try and force their religious beliefs on you.
18.) My steppy's opinion that Liam isn't right for me because he happens to be Catholic. Yes, we did break up, but it wasn't for that reason. I lied and said I wasn't in love with him. Really, I just didn't know when I was going to go home, and it wasn't fair to keep in waiting.
19.) The fact that my steppy is 35 and I am 24, and he thinks he has some sort of authority over the way I live my life.
20.) Parents who berate their children or discipline them harshly in public.
21.) People in the market who pay their entire bill with coins.
22.) Creepy internet freaks who try and engage me in cyber sex.
23.) Creepy internet freaks who ask for my measurements. As if I'd tell. And if I do, I lie about them.
24.) Complete strangers who see my 'busy' icon on YIM, but IM me anyway. I don't mind when my mates do it.
25.) People who tell stupid jokes and then laugh at themselves.
26.) The United States Postal Service.
27.) The war in Iraq.
28.) People who talk shit about Kate Bosworth because she is Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, solely because these people believe that he really belongs to Viggo Mortensen. He doesn't belong to anyone but himself, and his love life is really no one's business.
29.) People who TyPe LiKe ThIs.
30.) People who put their own journals on their friends list.
31.) When people use apostrophes in plurals.
32.) People who criticise what others write in their own journals. No one's forcing you to read it.
33.) When people post irrelevant entries to communities. And then cross-post them to every other community they are members of.
34.) So-called writers who think they are God's gift to slash, and that we're all hanging on their every word. Sometimes we are, but not always.
35.) People who take their slash too seriously, and forget that it is fiction.
36.) People who ask for concrit, and then get pissed off and offended by it. If you don't want to know, don't ask.
37.) People who make shite icons, and then show them off to everyone as if they are wonderful.
38.) People who forget to use good manners when they walk in front of you or nearly crash into you with their trolleys because they think that every aisle in the store belongs to them, and therefore they have the right-of-way.
39.) People who are thinner than I am and feel the need to point that fact out to me. As if I hadn't noticed my gigantic arse before, and I'm going to thank them for bringing it to my attention.
40.) People who belch and don't say 'excuse me.'
41.) Men, in general.
42.) Pop Idol.
43.) Getting my period in the middle of having sex. It's happened twice, and it's most inconvenient and disgusting.
44.) People who post fics to communities without running spellcheck on them.
45.) Forgetting to close formatting tags.
46.) Not catching an error before I post a journal entry, and then having someone call me on it before I can finish fixing it.
47.) People who post 'woe is me' entries just to get attention, and then cry when they don't get that attention. I know this is contrary to my belief that people can post what they want to, but when you post solely to get this attention, you suck.
48.) Boyfriends who assume that just because I am bisexual, I will engage in sex with another woman solely for their entertainment and amusement.
49.) When women wear makeup that is a few shades too dark for them, and then think they look sexy. Mostly, they just look orange.
50.) People who spit on the pavement. That's just sick.
FuckCount:2
Fifty Things That Piss Me Off (in no particular order).
1.) People in the US who say, 'I can tell by your accent you're not from around here.' No shit?
2.) People who don't switch their mobiles off in the cinema, and instead of silencing them, let them ring forever.
3.) People who answer their mobiles in the cinema, and then proceed to have long and loud conversations about absolutely nothing.
4.) People who take infants to the cinema. Most recently, a squalling infant when I was trying to watch The Return of the King. For fuck's sake, take the child out!
5.) Drivers who indicate for blocks before finally deciding to make a fucking turn.
6.) When my mum reads my post and then pretends she doesn't. She's ace at steaming envelopes open and resealing them.
7.) My sister.
8.) People who try and get you to taste something, even though you already know you don't like it, and they won't take no for an answer.
9.) People that act like they don't masturbate, and then tell you you're going to go to hell for doing it.
10.) Homophobia. If you don't accept homosexuality, fine. Just don't be rude about it.
11.) When I buy biscuits from England from the import store across town, and my hostess' boyfriend decides he thinks they taste good and eats them all. Jackass.
12.) People who go through my things. Ever hear of privacy?
13.) People who light fags in your car without first asking if you mind. Yes, I mind.
14.) Americans who use the word 'bloody' not in the context of someone actually being covered in blood. It really doesn't sound right, so stop.
15.) The fact that Madonna lives in London. I really don't like her and she needs to go away.
16.) Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, whatever.
17.) People who try and force their religious beliefs on you.
18.) My steppy's opinion that Liam isn't right for me because he happens to be Catholic. Yes, we did break up, but it wasn't for that reason. I lied and said I wasn't in love with him. Really, I just didn't know when I was going to go home, and it wasn't fair to keep in waiting.
19.) The fact that my steppy is 35 and I am 24, and he thinks he has some sort of authority over the way I live my life.
20.) Parents who berate their children or discipline them harshly in public.
21.) People in the market who pay their entire bill with coins.
22.) Creepy internet freaks who try and engage me in cyber sex.
23.) Creepy internet freaks who ask for my measurements. As if I'd tell. And if I do, I lie about them.
24.) Complete strangers who see my 'busy' icon on YIM, but IM me anyway. I don't mind when my mates do it.
25.) People who tell stupid jokes and then laugh at themselves.
26.) The United States Postal Service.
27.) The war in Iraq.
28.) People who talk shit about Kate Bosworth because she is Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, solely because these people believe that he really belongs to Viggo Mortensen. He doesn't belong to anyone but himself, and his love life is really no one's business.
29.) People who TyPe LiKe ThIs.
30.) People who put their own journals on their friends list.
31.) When people use apostrophes in plurals.
32.) People who criticise what others write in their own journals. No one's forcing you to read it.
33.) When people post irrelevant entries to communities. And then cross-post them to every other community they are members of.
34.) So-called writers who think they are God's gift to slash, and that we're all hanging on their every word. Sometimes we are, but not always.
35.) People who take their slash too seriously, and forget that it is fiction.
36.) People who ask for concrit, and then get pissed off and offended by it. If you don't want to know, don't ask.
37.) People who make shite icons, and then show them off to everyone as if they are wonderful.
38.) People who forget to use good manners when they walk in front of you or nearly crash into you with their trolleys because they think that every aisle in the store belongs to them, and therefore they have the right-of-way.
39.) People who are thinner than I am and feel the need to point that fact out to me. As if I hadn't noticed my gigantic arse before, and I'm going to thank them for bringing it to my attention.
40.) People who belch and don't say 'excuse me.'
41.) Men, in general.
42.) Pop Idol.
43.) Getting my period in the middle of having sex. It's happened twice, and it's most inconvenient and disgusting.
44.) People who post fics to communities without running spellcheck on them.
45.) Forgetting to close formatting tags.
46.) Not catching an error before I post a journal entry, and then having someone call me on it before I can finish fixing it.
47.) People who post 'woe is me' entries just to get attention, and then cry when they don't get that attention. I know this is contrary to my belief that people can post what they want to, but when you post solely to get this attention, you suck.
48.) Boyfriends who assume that just because I am bisexual, I will engage in sex with another woman solely for their entertainment and amusement.
49.) When women wear makeup that is a few shades too dark for them, and then think they look sexy. Mostly, they just look orange.
50.) People who spit on the pavement. That's just sick.
FuckCount:2
