Meme. Stolen from, like, everyone.

1. My username is ______ because ______.
My username is seethingheathen because I got sick of limeysugar. It's from the afterword of Lamb, by Christopher Moore. I loved the way it sounded, so I bought a rename token.

2. My name is _____ because ______.
My name is Sonja because my father is Swedish, so I got a Swedish name.

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
My journal is titled BETTER THAN YOU, because I probably am. Oh calm down, you know it's true.

4. My journal subtitle is ____ because ____.
I don't have a subtitle, because I think the title says it all.

5. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
My friends page is called Minions because every good Slytherin has minions.

6. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
My default userpic is the Not Irish one because I haven't changed it from St Patrick's Day yet. Laziness FTW.

Also, a helpful note: Do not tell your boss that hoovering is servants' work because she probably won't think you're funny.

Huh.

Aww, my hero is in hospital. That makes me sad! Prince Philip is made of awesome and win, and I hope he gets well.

No one can offend like ol' Phil, bless him. Lord knows I've tried.

Regional Meme.

Stolen from dorasolo.

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
That is a stream.

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
It's called a trolley!

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
A lunchtin.

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
If I cooked bacon and eggs, I would use a frying pan. But I don't, so I don't.

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
I say it's a couch. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
That would be guttering.

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
That's the conservatory. What?

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
I call them soft drinks, or softies.

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancakes, but no thanks.

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
That's a baguette. Tasty!

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Swim trunks!

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Trainers, of course.

13. Putting a room in order.
Something someone else does. Or tidying.

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
I don't know! Firefly? Lightning bug? I don't know! I've never seen one in real life.

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Er, I don't know!

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
That's called a see-saw.

17. How do you eat your pizza?
With a knife and fork, thanks. Gets me loads of weird looks from the natives.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Either a car boot sale or a jumble sale, depending on where it's being held.

19. What's the evening meal?
Tea, darlings.

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Wait, what? Who has a furnace under the house? I are confused.

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Vile. Or a drinking fountain.